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"Jesus sighed": A sermon for ministers

A sermon for Trinity 14. Isaiah 35.4-7a; Mark 7. 24-37 "Looking up to heaven, Jesus sighed and said to the deaf man "Ephphatha", that is 'Be opened'." I got the call one day.  'There's someone at the Parish Office who would like to speak to a priest.'  Making a mental note to find out who had broken the rules and sent someone across from church to the office, I duly arrived and sat down with a young man.  "D'you know how to deal with a vortex?"  he began, straight to the point.  Well, the truth was I didn't.  "Sorry, what do you mean by that?"  "You know, a vortex!" he said, this time with extra emphasis.  "It's, like, how the demons get across the dimensions".  It transpired that the vortex was in his flat.  "How about I come and visit you and we can pray together there and take things from there?"  Well, that wasn't good enough.  The guy left and I never saw him again.  Di...